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Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
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I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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