I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
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I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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