I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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