I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
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Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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