I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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