he wants to bone in the snuggie
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
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You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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