I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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I want to be your penis for a week.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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