Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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