Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
you traded sex for a burrito?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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