margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
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he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
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Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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