i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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