she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
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Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
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I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize