i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
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We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
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He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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