My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
All I want is dick and wine.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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