Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
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I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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