i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
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he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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