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The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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