no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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