I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
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I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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