she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
We don't watch enough power rangers
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too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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