is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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