She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
These tits shall not be calmed
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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