Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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