thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
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I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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