Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
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Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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