Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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