Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
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we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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