I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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