you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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