Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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