your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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