I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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