Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
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I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
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She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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