just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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