And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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