Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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