how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
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This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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