oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Everything about him screamed your future.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
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Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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