Someone shit on the floor
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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