And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
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He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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