remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
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last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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