I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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