she sounds like chewbacca in bed
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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