AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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