9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
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Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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