my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
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you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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