the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
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He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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