Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
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I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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