Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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