Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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